Crackerjack (2013)

Director
Bryan Coley

Main cast
Wes Murphy; Bethany Anne Lind; L. Warren Young; Joshua Mikel; Aaron Beelner

Genres
Comedy

Description
In this southern fairy tale narrated by Jeff Foxworthy, loveable loser, Bill "Crackerjack" Bailey IV, inadvertently commits himself to a softball-obsessed men's ministry following the news that his girlfriend is pregnant and expects him to grow-up. Faced with losing his true love or confronting impending fatherhood, Crackerjack does what any man would do... Play ball!


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