Evil Alien Conquerors (2003)

Director
Chris Matheson

Main cast
Michael Weston; Diedrich Bader; Chris Parnell; Tyler Labine; Elden Henson

Genres
Comedy, Sci-Fi

Description
Inept beings from the planet Kabijj land on Earth and attempt to behead all of its beings and take over the planet


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