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The partners are back and are in a tight spot! Francois is going through a moral crisis, and Rene is experiencing the same. But, honesty is not always the best policy. After being suspended for their actions, they return to face their far more crooked replacements.
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It's a green-card marriage romance. Deena, an American standup comic living in Paris, has an expired visa. So, she marries Nick Foulliet, a struggling musician with a different woman for every day of the week. First the immigration investigation, and then a series of financial disasters push Deena and Nick into spending time together, and they fall in love. But can their in-name-only marriage become real?
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Résumons-nous. Blanche-Neige a été ressuscitée d'un smack par le Prince Charmant. Sur ce, ils se marièrent, furent heureux et eurent beaucoup d'enfants. Fin de l'histoire. Ce qui est, admettons-le, un peu hâtif. Reprenons. Ils se marient. Et puis après ? Après, une pseudo Bonne Fée plus très fraîche rapplique dare-dare dans le paysage. Elle en pince sévère pour le Prince, c'est rien de le dire. Elle le veut, elle l'aura, morbleu. Un revers de baguette magique et voilà qu'apparaît la Belle au Bois Dormant. Dormant donc. Le Prince Charmant, obligeant, la réveille d'un baiser. Funeste erreur. Dès lors, rien ne va plus : la chasse à la Blanche Neige est déclarée ouverte, Cendrillon déboule au débotté, les Sept Nains s'énervent tout vert et un ogre gravement sous-alimenté met les orteils dans le plat. Déjà , on soupçonne le rififi olympique, le conte de fées qui part en quenouille...
From multicultural Paris to designer Paris, Montmartre to the Champs-Elysées, sleazy sidewalks to high-end galleries... Watch out! Sam the courier is a man on a mission! On his scooter, Sam breaks every rule of the road to make good on the "express delivery" promise of the courier service he works for. But however hard he tries, Sam never gets a bonus from his boss, never beats his slicker colleagues and never gets past his Dad, a cop who books him every time. All Sam has up is Nadia, and she will turn on him if he doesn't show up for her sister's wedding. Trouble is, Sam has one more delivery to make and his day has just gone from bad to worse...
Patrick Lechat, dont la situation financière est au plus mal, apprend la mort de Jo, son père, qu'il n'a jamais connu. Le défunt laisse derrière lui une fortune colossale, qui revient malheureusement à son demi-frère, Albert Moulinot. Patrick lui rend visite au fin fond de la Dordogne, afin de tenter d'obtenir une partie de l'héritage. Rien de plus simple, puisqu'Albert déteste l'argent, tout comme le travail d'ailleurs. Pourtant, Patrick n'est pas au bout de ses peines. Il doit en effet convaincre Albert de le suivre à Paris, où il signera sa renonciation à l'intégralité de l'héritage. Mais le vieil homme, d'un naturel odieux, est bien décidé à rendre la vie impossible à ce neveu qu'il méprise...
Six jeunes en difficulté de la banlieue parisienne débarquent au fin fond de la campagne française, escortés par leur éducateur. Ils doivent montrer leur bonne volonté en effectuant des travaux d'intérêts généraux décidés par la pétillante juge d'application des peines, qui veut ainsi leur donner une dernière chance. Entre le portable vissé à l'oreille de l'un, le pit-bull de l'autre ou encore les prières musulmanes du troisième, ces adolescents vont bouleverser la vie paisible du petit village.
Story about a forty-something Sarajevo taxi driver named Fudo (Sasa Petrovic) who decides to take control of his own destiny. Fudo doesn't earn much, so he supplements his income by offering tips to the local criminal syndicate and turning a blind eye to their nefarious dealings. One day, after offering a particularly bad bit of advice to a violent gangster, Fudo is badly beaten. When Fudo's wife Azra (Daria Lorenco) discovers what has happened, she decides to take the couple's infant son and move out. Now determined to win his wife back and restore peace in the home, Fudo decides to go straight. But cleaning up his act isn't going to be easy, because after borrowing enough cash from black market dealer Sejo (Emir HadzihafizbegoviÄ) to purchase a van and then refusing to aid him in any underhanded dealings, the only person willing to cut him any slack is the sympathetic Azra.
A comedy/drama about a world-weary impresario who transforms a laundress into a theatrical star.
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