Casablanca Driver (2004)

Director


Main cast
Maurice Barthélémy; Isabelle Nanty; Dieudonné M'bala M'bala; Sam Karmann; Jim Carter

Genres
Comedy

Description
Casablanca Driver est le plus mauvais boxeur de son temps. Par un concours de circonstances, il se retrouve face au champion Jimmy La Renta. Le combat semble perdu d'avance mais pourtant...


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