The Lizard (2004)

Director
Kamal Tabrizi

Main cast
Parvis Parastui; Bahram Ibrahimi; Shahrokh Foroutanian; Farideh Sepah Mansour; Maedeh Tahmasebi

Genres
Action, Comedy, Foreign

Description
Reza is a petty thief who escapes jail by posing as a mullah. When he has to stay in disguise longer than he expected, he accidentally becomes the revered leader of a small-town mosque, bringing people flooding in with his on the hoof sermons featuring sexual innuendo and references to 'brother' Tarantino's Pulp Fiction.


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