Turtles Are Surprisingly Fast Swimmers (2005)

Director
Satoshi Miki

Main cast
Yu Aoi; Ueno Juri; Ryô Iwamatsu; Eri Fuse; Jun Kaname

Genres
Comedy

Description
Suzume Katagura is an bored housewife, she spends her days doing chores and taking care of her husbands pet turtle. One day she sees an wanted ad for spies, hoping for some excitement she decides to give them a call.


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