SSI: Sex Squad Investigation (2006)

Director
Thomas J. Moose

Main cast
John Paul Fedele; A.J. Khan; Mckenzie Matthews; Angelina Havusinner; Frank Bowdler

Genres
Comedy

Description
When the scene of the crime has your jaw dropping from steamy felonious activity, it's time for the SSI: Sexy Squad Investigation forensics team to uncover the clues, crack the case and nail the perpetrators. Seduction Cinema's hottest new spoof takes you deep into the sordid world of sensual wrongdoing and the courageous men and women of law enforcement who bring hardened criminals to justice.


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