Loafing and Camouflage: Sirens in the Aegean (2005)

Director
Nikos Perakis

Main cast
Orfeas Avgoustidis; Yannis Tsimitselis; Ioannis Papazisis; Socratis Patsikas; Stelios Xanthoudakis

Genres
Comedy

Description
A group of Greek solders, who serve their military service in Kos, is sent to guard the skerry of Pitta. Everything looked normal until a Turkish boat disembarks 4 castaways on Pitta.


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