Carlos Mencia: No Strings Attached (2006)

Director
David Steinberg

Main cast
Carlos Mencia

Genres
Comedy

Description
Meet Carlos Mencia. He has quite a few opinions... on just about everything. In this extended and uncensored comedy performance, Carlos' take on race relations, immigration, religion, and the mentally challenged will either have you wincing or laughing. Either way, he doesn't really care because if you ain't laughing, you ain't living.


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