Jack and Jill (2011)
Director
Dennis Dugan
Main cast
Adam Sandler; Al Pacino; Katie Holmes; Dana Carvey; Santiago Segura
Genres
Comedy
Description
Jack Sadelstein, a successful advertising executive in Los Angeles with a beautiful wife and kids, dreads one event each year: the Thanksgiving visit of his twin sister Jill. Jill's neediness and passive-aggressiveness is maddening to Jack, turning his normally tranquil life upside down.
Dennis Dugan
Main cast
Adam Sandler; Al Pacino; Katie Holmes; Dana Carvey; Santiago Segura
Genres
Comedy
Description
Jack Sadelstein, a successful advertising executive in Los Angeles with a beautiful wife and kids, dreads one event each year: the Thanksgiving visit of his twin sister Jill. Jill's neediness and passive-aggressiveness is maddening to Jack, turning his normally tranquil life upside down.
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