I Sell The Dead (2008)

Director
Jeremiah Kipp; Zeke Dunn; Nicole Real; Glenn McQuaid

Main cast
Dominic Monaghan; Larry Fessenden; Ron Perlman; Angus Scrimm; Brenda Cooney

Genres
Comedy, Drama, Horror

Description
18th century justice catches up with a pair of grave robbers. With only a few hours to go before his date with the guillotine, Arthur Blake (Monaghan) tells his life story to Father Francis Duffy (Ron Perlman). Before long, Arthur spills the beans on how he got started in the grim corpse peddling business with seasoned ghoul Willie Grimes.


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