The Cook (2008)

Director
Gregg Simon

Main cast
Mark Hengst; Makinna Ridgway; Kit Paquin; Penny Drake; Nina Fehren

Genres
Comedy, Horror

Description
Over a long holiday weekend, unable to escape the confines of their sorority house, a handful of unsuspecting girls are left behind to enjoy the quiet sanctuary. The normal house staff has taken off for the weekend, leaving the girls to fend for themselves. Thankfully someone was kind enough to send them a temporary replacement chef to cook their meals.


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