The Magnificent Eleven (2013)

Director
Jeremy Wooding

Main cast
Robert Vaughn; Sean Pertwee; Jenna Harrison; Irvine Welsh; Phillip Rhys

Genres
Comedy, Drama

Description
A modernization of the classic western in which the Cowboys are a struggling local amateur soccer team, the Indians run a nearby Tandoori restaurant and the bandits are a group of menacing thugs led by a maniac known simply as 'American Bob'.


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