Husband For Hire (2008)

Director
Kris Isacsson

Main cast
Nadine Velazquez; Mark Consuelos; Mario López; Erik Estrada; Tempestt Bledsoe

Genres
Comedy

Description
Husband for Hire is a 2008 comedy television film that premiered on Oxygen Network on January 24, 2008. Husband for Hire was written and directed by Kris Isacsson, and it starred Nadine Velazquez, Tempestt Bledsoe, Mark Consuelos, Erik Estrada and Mario López


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