Apocalypse, California (2011)

Director
Chad Peter

Main cast
Nick Mathis; Sarah Smick; Erin Bodine; Anne McDaniels; Alexander Cardinale

Genres
Fantasy, Adventure, Comedy

Description
Wry, cynical and full of off-beat humor, 'Apocalypse, CA' is the story of friends as they prepare for certain death at the hands of a massive asteroid, sex-inducing drugs, a three-hundred foot giant, and a horde of other absurd problems.


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