Suck (2009)

Director
Rob Stefaniuk

Main cast
Malcolm McDowell; Iggy Pop; Henry Rollins; Alice Cooper; Mike Lobell

Genres
Horror, Comedy, Music

Description
The film follows a petty rock band called the Winners, consisting of vocalist Joey Winner, bassist Jennifer, guitarist Tyler, drummer Sam, and French-Canadian roadie Hugo, along with their sleazy manager Jeff, as they tour across Canada and the USA after Jennifer is turned into a vampire by Queeny. Meanwhile, a vampire hunter who is afraid of the dark named Eddie Van Helsing quickly chases them down.


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