The Deported (2010)

Director
Lance Kawas

Main cast
Nicholas Turturro; Talia Shire; Paul Rodríguez; Gary Valentine; Nick Turturro III

Genres
Comedy, Family

Description
An Italian-American actor is deported to Mexico by some crooked INS Agents, and a pack of orphans helps him find his way back to America


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