Hans en die Rooinek (1961)

Director
Jamie Uys

Main cast
Jamie Uys; Bob Courtney; Wynona Cheyney; Emsie Botha; Willem Loots

Genres
Comedy

Description
Hans and Sydney are on a bus tour to the Cape. Hans is Afrikaans; Sydney is English. They chat up two pretty young women - and also quarrel between themselves all the way. Finally the tour guide kicks them off, forcing the two men to walk back to Johannesburg hoping that, despite the language barrier, they can finally get along.


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