Jonas (2012)
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Karla har ikke glemt Jonas. Og slet ikke det kys de udvekslede i sommerferien sidste Ã¥r. Men hun har ikke haft modet til at ringe til ham og følge op pÃ¥ følelserne. Presset af sin bedste veninde Katrine tager hun sig sammen. Og naturligvis er Jonas klar til et møde. Sammen udvikler de et projekt, som gÃ¥r ud pÃ¥ at finde Jonas mor, som sandsynligvis bor i Ã
rhus. I ægte Sporløs-stil tager Karla og Jonas til Jylland for at finde en kvinde, der hedder Nanna. En film om at finde sin familie - og om at gøre det selv. En film om at gøre noget vigtigt sammen. Og også en film om ung kærlighed anno 2009.
Jonas Gardells omtumlande, upproriska, glada show for på triumftåg över hela landet. Recensenterna jublade och publiken gav stående ovationer. Och skrattade förstås. Skrattade så de grät. Skrattade så de ramlade av sina stolar. Nu är det din tur. Här är hela showen på film.
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