No Thanks (2014)

Director
Samuli Valkama

Main cast
Anu Sinisalo; Ville Virtanen; Wanda Dubiel; Rosa Salomaa

Genres
Drama, Comedy

Description
Heli Valkonen is desperately in love with her husband. But Matti is just not in the mood. He is only interested in playing computer games, dressed in worn out fleece pants. For him, a shoulder massage is the highest form of intimacy. When subtle hints, nice words and fetching clothes won't help, Heli resorts in direct, and increasingly direct action - in vain.


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