F 63.9 Love Sickness (2013)

Director
Dmitri Tomashpolsky

Main cast
Nina Seul; Aleksei Zubkov; Svetlana Kryuchkova; Natalia Shamina; Denis Yasik

Genres
Comedy

Description
A comedy about the love between a doctor who specializes in sexually transmitted diseases and an astronaut, and a covert space experiment.


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