Bangistan (2015)

Director
Karan Anshuman

Main cast
Riteish Deshmukh; Pulkit Samrat; Jacqueline Fernandez; Rajesh Sharma; Zachary Coffin

Genres
Comedy

Description
Two blundering terrorists with lofty ideologies, but ordinary talent, on a mission to change the world.


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