Massacre on Aisle 12 (2016)

Director
Jim Klock; William Mark McCullough

Main cast
Chad Ridgely; Michael Buonomo; Jim Klock; Doug Burch; Mike Capozzi

Genres
Comedy, Horror

Description
A hardware store employee's first night on the job is disrupted by the discovery of a dead body and a duffel bag full of cash.


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