Windbag the Sailor (1936)

Director
William Beaudine

Main cast
Will Hay; Moore Marriott; Norma Varden; Kenneth Warrington; Amy Veness

Genres
Comedy

Description
Will Hay plays a bragging sea captain whose maritime experience actually extends to navigating a coal barge down inland waterways. His tall tales catch him out when he is co-erced into commanding an unseaworthy ship by an unscrupulous shipping agent who means to have it wrecked. This was the first film to couple Will Hay with both Moore Marriott and Graham Moffatt.


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