Shoot Paragon! (1970)

Director
Stanislaw Jedryka

Main cast
Józef Nalberczak; Henryk Bąk; Aleksander Fogiel; Roman Wilhelmi

Genres
Comedy, Family, Adventure

Description
A funny story about a young soccer player nicknamed Paragon.


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