The Mad Monk (1993)

Director
Johnnie To; Ching Siu-Tung

Main cast
Michael Chan Wai-Man; Maggie Cheung; Stephen Chow; Anita Mui; Ng Man-Tat

Genres
Action, Comedy, Foreign

Description
Stephen Chow plays an angel-type being in this movie, in where he bets the other people in Heaven that he can change the ways of 3 misguided souls and make them better people. Ressurected as a monk, he must stop a prostitute, a beggar, and an all around bad guy from being what they are (and have been for generations). To add to all of this, he must do this in 3 Heaven days!!!


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