Two-Fisted Tales (1992)

Director
Richard Donner; Tom Holland; Robert Zemeckis

Main cast
Brad Pitt; William Sadler; David Morse; Kirk Douglas; Dan Aykroyd

Genres


Description
The foul-mouthed, wheelchair-bound Mr. Rush introduces three adventure tales based on the EC comics of the 1950's. A 1992 star-studded made-for-tv film which was an attempt to launch a second series in the mold of Tales From The Crypt. When this failed to launch, the three tales were re-edited and shown as Crypt episodes.


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