Beware of Greeks Bearing Guns (2000)

Director
John Tatoulis

Main cast
Lakis Lazopoulos; Zoe Carides; John Bluthal; Tasso Kavadia; Noni Ioannidou

Genres
Comedy, Drama

Description
Manos, a Greek school teacher, is forced to travel to Melbourne, Australia when the man who murdered his grandfather 57 years ago surfaces there. While the reluctant Manos is tutored in the art of revenge by old friend Stephanos, he also attempts to patch things up with his former fiance Nicki.


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