Blackball (2003)

Director
Mel Smith

Main cast
Paul Kaye; Vince Vaughn; Johnny Vegas; James Cromwell; Bernard Cribbins

Genres
Comedy, Foreign

Description
Blackball follows the fortunes of Cliff Starkey, a working-class fine of lawn bowls with an exceptional talent. Wanting to take on the Aussies he manages to become regional champion, only to get banned. Sports agent Rich Schwartz picks him up and makes him so popular the Bowls Committee deem to lift the ban. Now the question is whether he can regain his form and his friends to beat the Aussies.


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