Ferpect Crime (2004)
Director
Ãlex de la Iglesia
Main cast
Guillermo Toledo; Mónica Cervera; Luis Varela; Enrique Villén; Fernando Tejero
Genres
Comedy, Thriller, Crime, Foreign
Description
A playboy has the tables turned on him when he finds himself being used as a plaything by an undesirable woman in this black comedy from Spain.
Ãlex de la Iglesia
Main cast
Guillermo Toledo; Mónica Cervera; Luis Varela; Enrique Villén; Fernando Tejero
Genres
Comedy, Thriller, Crime, Foreign
Description
A playboy has the tables turned on him when he finds himself being used as a plaything by an undesirable woman in this black comedy from Spain.
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