Shoot the Hero (2010)

Director
Christian Sesma

Main cast
Samantha Lockwood; Danny Trejo; Nic Nac; Mike Hatton; Jason Mewes

Genres
Action, Comedy

Description
A 30-something couple unintentionally become involved in a botched jewel heist while shopping for wedding rings.


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