Jonas (2012)
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Karla har ikke glemt Jonas. Og slet ikke det kys de udvekslede i sommerferien sidste Ã¥r. Men hun har ikke haft modet til at ringe til ham og følge op pÃ¥ følelserne. Presset af sin bedste veninde Katrine tager hun sig sammen. Og naturligvis er Jonas klar til et møde. Sammen udvikler de et projekt, som gÃ¥r ud pÃ¥ at finde Jonas mor, som sandsynligvis bor i Ã
rhus. I ægte Sporløs-stil tager Karla og Jonas til Jylland for at finde en kvinde, der hedder Nanna. En film om at finde sin familie - og om at gøre det selv. En film om at gøre noget vigtigt sammen. Og også en film om ung kærlighed anno 2009.
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