Conjoined (2013)

Director
Joe Grisaffi

Main cast
Tom Long; Michelle Ellen Jones; Keefer Barlow; Jake Byrd; Sara Gaston

Genres
Horror, Comedy

Description
When a lonely man finds out the love of his life has a conjoined twin, who happens to be a serial killer, he must take drastic measures to keep his love life intact while keeping himself out of big trouble.


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