It's Not a Date (2014)

Director
Barry Pollack; Mischa Pollack

Main cast
Leah Huebner; Mischa Pollack; Eric Roberts; Eliza Roberts; Nina Hartley

Genres
Romance, Comedy, Drama

Description
IT'S NOT A DATE tells the story of Carly and Milo, a couple in their twenties on their first date. Although "It's not a date" but more of a casual meet at a local club; it begins as a classic girl meets boy saga with casual conversation that escalates to a night of passion. It evolves, NOT into a romantic partnership or a parting nod, to "bad chemistry" but instead with Carly. Frustrated with a life full of bad dates and believing that Milo is the worse of them she takes Milo on a detour into insanity so extreme he wishes "It's not a date."


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