Spaghettiman (2017)

Director
Mark Potts

Main cast
Ben Crutcher; Winston Carter; Brand Rackley; Joe LoCicero

Genres
Crime, Action, Comedy

Description
Clark doesn't care about you. He doesn't care about the world. He barely cares about himself. But after an incident with an old bowl of spaghetti and a malfunctioning microwave, he becomes a superhero that can fight crime with the power of spaghetti. However, you have to pay him.


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