Bandit: Beauty and the Bandit (1994)

Director
Hal Needham

Main cast
Brian Bloom; Brian Krause; Tony Curtis; Kathy Ireland

Genres
Comedy

Description
Bandit, always willing to help a lady, bites off more than he can chew when he helps a lady who is on the run from the mob. Nuns and nudists cross paths with a trucker hijacked by a beauty on the run from a mobster.


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