Le plus beau métier du monde (1996)

Director
Gérard Lauzier

Main cast
Gérard Depardieu; Ticky Holgado; Michèle Laroque; Souad Amidou; Guy Marchand

Genres
Comedy

Description
Pour se rapprocher de ses enfants a la suite de son divorce, Laurent Monier, professeur d'histoire-geographie dans un paisible lycee de province, accepte un poste dans un college sensible de la banlieue parisienne. On lui attribue la classe la plus dure, la quatrieme techno, et il trouve un appartement a la cite des Muriers, un quartier particulierement difficile.


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