Das Erste Semester (1997)

Director
Uwe Boll

Main cast
Christian Kahrmann; Radost Bokel; Tana Schanzara; Yutah Lorenz; Alexander Schottky

Genres
Comedy

Description
A young student stands to inherent a fortune provided he can pass his first semester of college and find a steady girlfriend. His scheming stepfather has other plans for the money, however.


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