I Woke Up Early The Day I Died (1998)
Director
Aris Iliopulos
Main cast
Billy Zane; Tippi Hedren; Ron Perlman; Sandra Bernhard; Michael Greene
Genres
Comedy
Description
A mental patient escapes from the looney bin in drag, robs a bank, and goes on the lam!
Aris Iliopulos
Main cast
Billy Zane; Tippi Hedren; Ron Perlman; Sandra Bernhard; Michael Greene
Genres
Comedy
Description
A mental patient escapes from the looney bin in drag, robs a bank, and goes on the lam!
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