The Career of Nikos Dyzma (2002)

Director
Jacek Bromski

Main cast
Cezary Pazura; Katarzyna Figura; Anna Przybylska; Ewa Kasprzyk; Andrzej Grabowski

Genres
Comedy, Foreign

Description
Nikos is a master of funeral ceremonies (that's undertaker to you and me) who doesn't expect much from life. After drunkenly insulting a diplomat at a party, weird things begin to happen for Nikos. The news that a mysterious stranger offended the hated Deputy Prime Minister galvanizes the political elite assembled at the banquet, and a rumor that Nikos can take care of anything spreads like wildfire, making him an idol of the masses.


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