Two Tough Guys (2003)

Director
Juan Martínez Moreno

Main cast
Antonio Resines; Jordi Vilches; Elena Anaya; Rosa Maria Sardà; Joan Crosas

Genres
Crime, Comedy, Action

Description
Two botcher killers, Paco and Alex carry out a crime caper. Later on, they are joined by Tatiana - ?a young whore, who shows great love for Alex. In pursuing its objective the losers will face a group of murderers, a butcher with dark business, a nasty gangster and a lot more...


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