Hôtel Normandy (2013)
Director
Charles Nemes
Main cast
Eric Elmosnino; Héléna Noguerra; Ary Abittan; Frédérique Bel; Anne Girouard
Genres
Comedy
Description
At 40, Alice has everything a woman of her age could want - everything except one vital accessory: a man. Since her husband was killed in a road accident a few years ago, she has resisted all attempts to start a relationship with another man, despite the best efforts of her closest friends Pénélope and Isabelle. As a last resort, the latter decide to offer Alice a stay at the Hôtel Normandy, the ideal place for her to turn over a new leaf...
Charles Nemes
Main cast
Eric Elmosnino; Héléna Noguerra; Ary Abittan; Frédérique Bel; Anne Girouard
Genres
Comedy
Description
At 40, Alice has everything a woman of her age could want - everything except one vital accessory: a man. Since her husband was killed in a road accident a few years ago, she has resisted all attempts to start a relationship with another man, despite the best efforts of her closest friends Pénélope and Isabelle. As a last resort, the latter decide to offer Alice a stay at the Hôtel Normandy, the ideal place for her to turn over a new leaf...
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