Therapy for a Vampire (2015)
Director
David Rühm
Main cast
Tobias Moretti; Jeanette Hain; Cornelia Ivancan; Dominic Oley; Karl Fischer
Genres
Comedy
Description
Horror comedy film following vampire count Geza von Kösznöm who's visiting groundbreaking neurologist Sigund Freud because he's bored of his life and frustrated of the "eternally long" relationship with his wife Elsa.
David Rühm
Main cast
Tobias Moretti; Jeanette Hain; Cornelia Ivancan; Dominic Oley; Karl Fischer
Genres
Comedy
Description
Horror comedy film following vampire count Geza von Kösznöm who's visiting groundbreaking neurologist Sigund Freud because he's bored of his life and frustrated of the "eternally long" relationship with his wife Elsa.
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