Holy Hell (2015)

Director
Ryan LaPlante

Main cast
Ryan LaPlante; Alyssa King; Michael Rawley; Luke LaPlante; Shane Patrick McClurg

Genres
Horror, Action, Comedy

Description
Holy Hell is the over-the-top, outrageous, sexually-deviant, blood-drenched story of Father Augustus Bane: a priest pushed too far who begins praying to a revolver and hunting down the gangsters who killed his parishioners. In the vein of recent alternative horror/comedies like "Machete" and "Hobo with a Shotgun", HOLY HELL is a modern take on 60's and 70's B-Movie and Exploitation film tropes. The goal of this feature length movie is to break through every limit set by film, taste and reasonable societal behavior: all with anarchic glee.


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