Slimy Little Bastards (2015)

Director
Dave Parker

Main cast
Erin R. Ryan; Brandon Salkil; Dustin Mills; Dave Parker

Genres
Comedy, Horror

Description
Slimy Little Bastards is a little creatures anthology horror movie. There are three stories as told by the Curator - an eccentric who used to run a roadside attraction to the small and strange.


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