It Ain't Hay (1943)

Director
Erle C. Kenton

Main cast
Bud Abbott; Lou Costello; Grace MacDonald; Cecil Kellaway; Eugene Pallette

Genres
Comedy

Description
Abbot and Costello must find a replacement for a woman's horse they accidentally killed after feeding it some candy. They head for the racetrack, find a look-a-like and take it. They do not realize that the nag is "Tea Biscuit," a champion racehorse.


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