Two of a Kind (1983)
Director
John Herzfeld
Main cast
John Travolta; Olivia Newton-John; Charles Durning; Oliver Reed; Scatman Crothers
Genres
Fantasy, Comedy, Sci-Fi, Romance
Description
God throws his hands up at the foolishness of humanity and orders the race destroyed. A trio of bleeding-heart angels strike a deal with him: if they can find just two good souls, the Lord will allow Earth to survive. Unfortunately, the angels have staked the future of the species on a thieving bank teller and an inventor/con-artist
John Herzfeld
Main cast
John Travolta; Olivia Newton-John; Charles Durning; Oliver Reed; Scatman Crothers
Genres
Fantasy, Comedy, Sci-Fi, Romance
Description
God throws his hands up at the foolishness of humanity and orders the race destroyed. A trio of bleeding-heart angels strike a deal with him: if they can find just two good souls, the Lord will allow Earth to survive. Unfortunately, the angels have staked the future of the species on a thieving bank teller and an inventor/con-artist
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