On Earth as It Is in Heaven (1995)

Director
José Luis Cuerda

Main cast
Francisco Rabal; Fernando Fernán Gómez; Jesús Bonilla; Luis Ciges; Agustín González

Genres
Comedy

Description
Matacanes dies and goes to heaven just to discover that it was not as he expected, and everyone there is revolutionized lately. Peter explains that God was concerned about the progress of the world, and decided to send a second son to Earth. However, Jesus hears and does not agree, as they would have to rewrite history.


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