Kill Me Tender (2004)

Director
Ramón de España

Main cast
Alberto San Juan; Emilio Gutiérrez Caba; Ingrid Rubio

Genres
Drama, Comedy, Foreign

Description
Do all men want the same thing? Nestor, recently widowed, runs a bakery near Barcelona, has a bank account and a bad heart, and swims in the sea every day. He also has a daughter and a two-timing son-in-law. Nestor's maid asks him to hire her 20-something daughter, Maribel, as a shop assistant.


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