No Such Thing (2001)

Director
Hal Hartley

Main cast
Sarah Polley; Robert John Burke; Margrét Ákadóttir; Helen Mirren; Julie Christie

Genres
Comedy, Fantasy, Drama

Description
Tells the story of Beatrice (Sarah Polley), a tabloid journalist whose fiancé is killed by a monster in Iceland. She ends up falling in love with the monster in the end. The monster is immortal, but longs to die. Beatrice helps him achieve this by contacting a scientist who can destroy matter painlessly.


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